Saturday, August 26, 2006
Third annual Torro Turf-Leveler™ Home Flamethrower Invitational
Timmer dominated from start to finish in the third annual Torro Turf-Leveler™ Home Flamethrower invitational (Remember - nothing cleans up troublesome weeds and brush like a Torro Turf-Leveler!).
-8 Timmer
-1 Gunnarsson
-1 Ross
-8 Timmer
-1 Gunnarsson
-1 Ross
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Results from Art Schichter Disc Golf and Poker Invitational
Ross approached the seventh tee carrying a -4 score and a five stroke lead. His subsequent meltdown -- virtually unparalleled in tournament history -- saw his game unravel faster than a ball of twine hurled out of the space shuttle.
The first problem was a par on 8, when a short birdie putt went awry. The second problem was 9, where a long birdie putt turned into a bogie. A series of bogies over the back nine doomed Ross. The southpaw Gunnarsson took full advantage of the back nine's preference for left-to-right shots.
Gunnarsson collected $84,216 and an IOU from Schichter while Ross earned $142.17 and a "lifetime of free parking" pass at the Cincinnati Gardens.
-5 Gunnarsson
+0 Ross
The first problem was a par on 8, when a short birdie putt went awry. The second problem was 9, where a long birdie putt turned into a bogie. A series of bogies over the back nine doomed Ross. The southpaw Gunnarsson took full advantage of the back nine's preference for left-to-right shots.
Gunnarsson collected $84,216 and an IOU from Schichter while Ross earned $142.17 and a "lifetime of free parking" pass at the Cincinnati Gardens.
-5 Gunnarsson
+0 Ross
Saturday, August 12, 2006
Results from Maurice Clarett Invitational sponsored by Kevlar™
The third annual Maurice Clarett Invitational sponsored by Kevlar™ took place Saturday at Harbin Park. Timmer took control from the outset, firing six birdies in a row to start the match.
Clarett, escorted by members of the U.S. Marshals Service, presented Timmer with a check for $78,200 and a Kevlar vest from Advanced Armour®. The second-place finisher, Ross, went home with $24,900 and 500 rounds of 9mm ammunition. Gunnarsson, in third, won $7,300 and a free handgun rental at TargetWorld.
Day 1
-11 Timmer
- 4 Ross
- 3 Gunnarsson
Clarett, escorted by members of the U.S. Marshals Service, presented Timmer with a check for $78,200 and a Kevlar vest from Advanced Armour®. The second-place finisher, Ross, went home with $24,900 and 500 rounds of 9mm ammunition. Gunnarsson, in third, won $7,300 and a free handgun rental at TargetWorld.
Day 1
-11 Timmer
- 4 Ross
- 3 Gunnarsson
Sunday, August 06, 2006
Charles Bronson Memorial Split-Day Tournament
Warren Timmer broke away during Day 2's back nine action on a day that saw some spectacular drives and some equally appalling approach shots. After the match, Timmer was visited by professional golfer John Daly in his Gulfstream and the pair jetted off to Antigua with a case of Tequila, one thousand limes and four female "bodyguards".
Timmer's first-place check totaled $426,000. Second-place finisher Gunnarsson netted $119,000, while third-place Ross cashed out with $327.18.
Day 1
-10 Ross
-10 Timmer
+ 2 Levinson
Day 2
- 5 Timmer
- 2 Gunnarsson
- 1 Ross
Timmer's first-place check totaled $426,000. Second-place finisher Gunnarsson netted $119,000, while third-place Ross cashed out with $327.18.
Day 1
-10 Ross
-10 Timmer
+ 2 Levinson
Day 2
- 5 Timmer
- 2 Gunnarsson
- 1 Ross