Saturday, December 02, 2006
Timmer pimp-slaps competition after long lay-off
Warren Timmer shook off the rust on Saturday, sweeping to an impressive four-stroke win at Harbin Park. The prestigious Rick's Yellow Grease Invitational pitted the three Cincinnati stalwarts against one another in brisk conditions: 36 degrees with absolutely no breeze whatsoever.
"It's hardly any competition at all, to be frank. It's a man versus boys," said Timmer during a clubhouse interview, "I really think that my retirement will only help improve the competition because, quite frankly, it's boring." Suppressing a yawn, he went on to compliment the beverage girls, the landscapers, and the marketing collateral associated with the tournament.
-9 Timmer
-5 Gunnarsson
-3 Ross
"It's hardly any competition at all, to be frank. It's a man versus boys," said Timmer during a clubhouse interview, "I really think that my retirement will only help improve the competition because, quite frankly, it's boring." Suppressing a yawn, he went on to compliment the beverage girls, the landscapers, and the marketing collateral associated with the tournament.
-9 Timmer
-5 Gunnarsson
-3 Ross
