Sunday, October 16, 2005

 

Timmer and Wind Demolish the Pack

Harbin Park was windswept and Warren-swept Saturday, as Warren Timmer rolled to a dominating victory. A series of birdies propelled him to a four-stroke victory. At the turn, he had a five-stroke lead (-5 to even) and was able to maintain par over the back-nine, despite southpaw-oriented holes and nasty cross-winds on 10, 11, and 12.

Timmer, known for his brash remarks, was talking trash on the final hole: "You know, I could hit that tree over there three times in a row -- on purpose -- and still win. B*tches."

Heading to 16, Timmer stood at -6 and had a chance to finish with a career-best -7. But he was satisfied with his overall performance, noting, "I'm really getting some of the kinks worked out in my left-to-right game. And I'm throwing the disc really well on right-to-left holes."

Gunnarsson was disappointed in his performance, which included six instances of tattooing the basket without converting. In the clubhouse, he was upbeat, "It's just one day. I'll be back. And those sorry losers will wish they had never been born."

-5 Timmer
-1 Ross
+8 Gunnarsson

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