Saturday, October 29, 2005
Timmer pulverizes pack with record-setting day
Interspersing trash talk with birdies, Warren Timmer swept to another stunning victory at Harbin Park Saturday. After each birdie, Timmer would break into a Chad Johnson-like "Riverdance" jig, celebrating the moment while mocking his hapless opponents.
Finally, after the finish, Gunnarsson had had enough of Timmer's antics. He rushed Timmer while shouting, "there's only room for one 'bad boy' on the tour and that's me, you bush-league clown!"
Fortunately, Gunnarsson was restrained by caddies and tournament officials, who ushered the animated disc golfer into the clubhouse and plied him into submission with an undisclosed number of Tanq & Tonics.
The incident put a damper on a United Way endorsement video that had been planned for the conclusion of the match. Featuring Timmer and Gunnarsson, the two most popular players on the tour, the commercial was patterned after a decades-old ad starring Magic Johnson and Larry Bird. A United Way spokesman would not comment directly on the incident, noting only that, "the shoot would be rescheduled at a more suitable time."
-7 Timmer
-5 Ross
-4 Gunnarsson
Finally, after the finish, Gunnarsson had had enough of Timmer's antics. He rushed Timmer while shouting, "there's only room for one 'bad boy' on the tour and that's me, you bush-league clown!"
Fortunately, Gunnarsson was restrained by caddies and tournament officials, who ushered the animated disc golfer into the clubhouse and plied him into submission with an undisclosed number of Tanq & Tonics.
The incident put a damper on a United Way endorsement video that had been planned for the conclusion of the match. Featuring Timmer and Gunnarsson, the two most popular players on the tour, the commercial was patterned after a decades-old ad starring Magic Johnson and Larry Bird. A United Way spokesman would not comment directly on the incident, noting only that, "the shoot would be rescheduled at a more suitable time."
-7 Timmer
-5 Ross
-4 Gunnarsson
# @ 2:22 PM 
