Sunday, November 13, 2005
Sudden Death Playoff Thrills Gallery at Harbin (Part II)
With the same result as last time. Gunnarsson, after the match, demanded that tournament organizers modify the Waterford Crystal "Harbin Trophy" to be taller than that of the prior week's match.
+0 -1 Gunnarsson
+0 +0 Ross
+1 -- Levinson
+0 -1 Gunnarsson
+0 +0 Ross
+1 -- Levinson
Sunday, November 06, 2005
Right-Wing Zealot Squeaks Out Victory
By Maureen Dowdy, exclusive to the Old York Times
A conservative blowhard and unabashed toady of W, Ross squeaked out a victory Sunday not unlike the manner in which Karl Rove escaped indictment: by the skin of his teeth. In traditional GOP fashion, Ross conspired with an imperialistic headwind to dispose of Gunnarsson on the back-nine. And, like the disastrous policies of the Rumsfeldians, Timmer missed an eight-foot putt on the final hole to gift-wrap the match for Ross.
Typical: only a world that permits the outrageous policies of Gitmo, Abu Graib, and Al Qaqaa would allow Bushie-lovers like Ross to flourish.
-2 Ross
-1 Timmer
+1 Gunnarsson
A conservative blowhard and unabashed toady of W, Ross squeaked out a victory Sunday not unlike the manner in which Karl Rove escaped indictment: by the skin of his teeth. In traditional GOP fashion, Ross conspired with an imperialistic headwind to dispose of Gunnarsson on the back-nine. And, like the disastrous policies of the Rumsfeldians, Timmer missed an eight-foot putt on the final hole to gift-wrap the match for Ross.
Typical: only a world that permits the outrageous policies of Gitmo, Abu Graib, and Al Qaqaa would allow Bushie-lovers like Ross to flourish.
-2 Ross
-1 Timmer
+1 Gunnarsson
Timmer burns the record book with a blistering-hot performance
Warren Timmer erased the record books Saturday at Harbin Park, hitting for a -6 on the front nine and finishing with double digits under par for the day. His spectacular -10 was featured on ESPN 8's SportsCenterOcho and a brief interview explained his performance:
"I really felt good on my drives and follow-up shots today, and everything worked out even after a near meltdown on the 10th. I chalk it up to my new supplement regimen consisting of Specia Yohimbe Bark exclusively available from Timmer Nutritionals [tm]. Visit Timmer Nutritionals online at timmernut.com"
-10 Timmer
-1 Ross
"I really felt good on my drives and follow-up shots today, and everything worked out even after a near meltdown on the 10th. I chalk it up to my new supplement regimen consisting of Specia Yohimbe Bark exclusively available from Timmer Nutritionals [tm]. Visit Timmer Nutritionals online at timmernut.com"
-10 Timmer
-1 Ross
