Monday, January 02, 2006
Gunnarsson makes it four sudden-death wins
Gunnar Gunnarsson continued his streak of sudden death victories, taking advantage of a Warren Timmer meltdown on 18 and then slamming the door shut on 19.
-1 -1 Gunnarsson
-1 +0 Timmer
+0 Ross
+9 Nadel
Timmer walked to the 18th hole with a two-stroke lead. But his skirmish with several trees, a hedge, and a rabid gopher resulted in a catastrophic bogie. Conversely, Gunnarsson followed up a beautiful, midde-of-the-fairway drive with laser-beam second and third shots and thereby hatched a birdie.
Interviewed after the match, Gunnarsson claimed his new cold-weather gloves -- manufactured by Nikey as the "Gunnar B**ch-Slapper 3000s" -- had made all the difference.
"See the wind, rain, cold -- I don't pay it no never mind. Not with my B**ch-Slapper 3000s. S**t."
The victory put Gunnarsson's record in sudden-death matches at 4-0.
-1 -1 Gunnarsson
-1 +0 Timmer
+0 Ross
+9 Nadel
Timmer walked to the 18th hole with a two-stroke lead. But his skirmish with several trees, a hedge, and a rabid gopher resulted in a catastrophic bogie. Conversely, Gunnarsson followed up a beautiful, midde-of-the-fairway drive with laser-beam second and third shots and thereby hatched a birdie.
Interviewed after the match, Gunnarsson claimed his new cold-weather gloves -- manufactured by Nikey as the "Gunnar B**ch-Slapper 3000s" -- had made all the difference.
"See the wind, rain, cold -- I don't pay it no never mind. Not with my B**ch-Slapper 3000s. S**t."
The victory put Gunnarsson's record in sudden-death matches at 4-0.
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hey Cincinnati Discers, love this blog. Hilarious! Very similar to what me and some of my friends have been doing - basically documenting our amateur disc exploits as we were touring pros. It has also meandered a bit with player profiles, a recent "Haters Perspective column" and other randomness. Anyway check it out"
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brooklyndisc.blogspot.com
After reading yours, i need to ratchet up the quality a bit
cheers
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