Saturday, January 21, 2006
"Lucky-streak" propels Timmer to victory
An incredible run of 57 "lucky" shots in a row -- or at least that's the story told by his foe Doug Ross -- propelled Warren Timmer to a one-stroke victory at Harbin Park on Saturday. When informed of his opponent's characterization of the victory, Timmer was characteristically blunt.
"That whiny little b**ch ought to shut the h**l up. He's lucky I didn't win every damn hole. Punk."
After the match, as the two rivals entered their respective limousines, a shouting match broke out and the pair had to be restrained by tournament officials. Interviewed on board his Gulfstream V, jetting to a match in the Florida Keys, Timmer was anything but apologetic.
"I'm sick and tired of these guys complaining every time I administer another beat-down. Well, actually, I'd be sick and tired... if not for my nutritional regimen, available now at timmernut.com."
-2 Timmer
-1 Ross
"That whiny little b**ch ought to shut the h**l up. He's lucky I didn't win every damn hole. Punk."
After the match, as the two rivals entered their respective limousines, a shouting match broke out and the pair had to be restrained by tournament officials. Interviewed on board his Gulfstream V, jetting to a match in the Florida Keys, Timmer was anything but apologetic.
"I'm sick and tired of these guys complaining every time I administer another beat-down. Well, actually, I'd be sick and tired... if not for my nutritional regimen, available now at timmernut.com."
-2 Timmer
-1 Ross
# @ 11:37 PM 
